Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…
ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch
Unlocking every iPhone at once
what is life?
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
– Walt Disney Company, Mulan (via feellng)